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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We didn't write very much about the police violence against the G20 protesters because other people were doing it for us, all over the media. By the same token, we don't see the need to get deeply involved with the MPs expenses scandal. Everyone knows all about it, it's been exhaustively reported by the press, by and large everyone is agreed about it.
 
We all know the bastards have been snouting in the trough for years, we all know they make themselves rich and comfortable for life at our expense, and we all know that whatever the public thinks and the papers say, they'll kick and scratch and fight at every step to cling on to what they've got, because that's why they entered politics in the first place. It's not a popular view, we know, but in our opinion the problem is that politics has become a career. Young men and women embark on it quite deliberately, getting themselves elected as local councillors, then as county councillors, often both at once and not necessarily in the area where they actually live (not a lot of people know that). Then they begin the search for a gullible selection committee in a parliamentary constituency.
 
Once upon a time, politics was something you did in addition to a proper job. You might be a rich landowner with estates to run, gifted by the local gentry with a safe seat in the Tory shires, or you might be a trades union official sponsored by your colleagues and union members to represent a grimy inner-city slum. You might even be a middle-class liberal, a doctor or a teacher perhaps, steeped in moral belief about suffrage and education for all, but either way you were first and foremost a member of your own social milieu, rooted in a place and a social caste, and you would feel obliged to represent the views and needs of that place and those people. Modern politicians are shiftless, faceless, baseless beings whose sole purpose is to tell the rest of us what to do, and who represent nobody but themselves. They have no belief except in doing whatever they can get away with: their heads are ruled by a lust for power, and their hearts by the lust for money. Our money, that is.
 
ANYWAY ... before getting sidetracked, we started out explaining why we haven't said much about the G20 not-a-riot-at-all, officer. But there was another protest, and another case of police violence, that was never reported in such detail - in fact we're ashamed to say that we hardly knew anything about it at the time.
 
In 2004 the Countryside Alliance organised a London demonstration against the hunting ban. Being sensible country people with proper jobs and traditional education, they organised it rather well. They expected 15,000 people and told the police so. The police didn't believe them, so were very surprised when 15,000 people actually showed up.
 
The police, motivated both by panic at the numbers, and by the desire to give some toffs a good kicking, waded in with a will. They inflicted dozens of what the Independent Police Complaints Commission described as "serious head injuries", and stories of unjustified brutality were commonplace: in one of the few that ever did get reported, a 37-year-old mother-of-two who had been pushed forward from the crowd by sheer pressure of bodies, was following a police order to 'get back' when an officer came up behind her and pushed her to the ground. Bleeding from a head wound and bruised all over, she was being comforted by a female friend when another police officer came along, sat on the friend and forced her arms behind her head.
 
The press were strangely silent (the Guardian described the demonstration as 'an attack on the liberty of the British people' and 'a series of assaults on police protecting Parliament'), the BBC reticent, and the civil liberties organisations sat on their hands and hummed quietly. After all, these weren't real people who had been attacked and hurt, these were just a load of toffs with horses and Range Rovers who got their jollies torturing little foxy-woxies, so basically they deserved all they'd got.
 
Nevertheless, two years later there was an official inquiry and 17 police officers were scheduled to be charged. In the event, only three were charged and all walked free. The inquiry established that officers had deliberately concealed their badges and identities but did nothing about it. Its chief conclusion was to suggest that, after future punch-ups, police batons should be retained for forensic analysis. And that was that. End of story.
 
So if you were one of the left-wing protesters at the G20 in April, you might like to think about this.
 
If five years ago you had been a little more concerned about the right to peaceful protest instead of sniggering at all the vets, pig farmers and yokels getting a pasting, maybe you wouldn't have got your own heads bashed in quite so badly last month?
 
Here's a link to an article giving more details, and here are some pictures of the thugs who deserved all they got. Don't forget, if you do nothing wrong, you can have nothing to fear ...
 




 
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